ME: "Not usually, but sometimes, yes they do."
C: "So where do they usually come from then?"
ME: "Usually they come out your vagina"
C: "Where is your vagina again?"
ME: "Down near where your potty comes out"
C, after a minute or so: "Hmmm. That sounds like it hurts!"
ME: "Yes, it pretty much does hurt, but not for long!"
C: "Well, that's good!"
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