Monday, August 23, 2010

Conversation I just had with my 5 year old

C: "Mom, do they sometimes have to open your stomach to get a baby out?"

ME: "Not usually, but sometimes, yes they do." 

C: "So where do they usually come from then?" 

ME: "Usually they come out your vagina" 

C: "Where is your vagina again?" 

ME: "Down near where your potty comes out" 

C, after a minute or so: "Hmmm. That sounds like it hurts!" 

ME: "Yes, it pretty much does hurt, but not for long!" 

C: "Well, that's good!"

Editor's Note:
Some minor edits have been made to this post.

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